I'm Emily and this is my blog.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Tormod: You scurvy traitor!
Sothe: What are you talking about?
Tormod: You grew! Too tall!!
Sothe: And to think, I expected you to make sense. I have more important things to tend to.
(Source: fun3ral)
(Source: zeitwanderer)
who invented king arthur’s round table?
SIR CUMFERENCE
(Source: unsuccessful-metalbenders)
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way.
we cannoli do so much
his legacy will become a pizza history.
here today, gone tomato
How sad that he ran out of thyme.
Sending olive my prayers to the family.
His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.
(Source: pointy-earedbastard)
Joke of the day
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”
LEGOLAS YOU ARE THE FATHER
YEAR OF THE ARCHER
omg :3
I really want a group of friends that I can just message “Assemble” and then they show up at my house with popcorn and chocolate and we get drunk and watch movies and play The Lord of the Rings Trivial Pursuit and cry over Loki together.
Persona fandom: Hey I just met you
Persona fandom: and this is crazy
Persona fandom: but I need the Hermit arcana
Persona fandom: so social link, maybe?